Question:

My kids came up with some of these, so I take no responsibility for whether you happen to find them funny or not…

Mercury Mystique – Mercury Mistake
Ford Expedition – Ford Expensive Edition
Honda Accord – Honda Accordion
Lincoln Continental – Lincoln Incontinent
Chevrolet Impala – Chevrolet Impaler
Dodge Intrepid – Dodge Insipid
Ford Crown Victoria – Ford Victorian
Honda Oddysey – Honda Oddity
Subaru Outback – Subaru Outhouse
Pontiac LeMans – Pontiac Lemon
Toyota Tercel – Toyota Turtle
Nissan Maxima – Nissan Eczema
GMC Yukon – GMC Puke On
Chevrolet Tahoe – Chevrolet Tow Home
Oldsmobile Aurora – Oldsmobile Aroma
Volkswagen Passat – Volkswagen Passed Out
Plymouth Voyager – Plymouth Voyeur

Any more?

Answer:

Acura NSX – Acura Anal Sex

You get screwed by buying one. Either because you pay an arm and a leg for pretty good (notohmygoshthatthingistotallybitchin) performance or you pick up some scandalous women and proceed to do what your cars name suggests.:-)

Sorry if I have offended anyone, but you have to admit it works:-)

Stephen

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